— CLASSIFIED AGENCY —
PETS IN BLACK
Currently serving Port Credit, Lakeview, Lorne Park and Clarkson — and nothing else.
We go deep, not wide.
Weekly dog poop pickup from $25 per visit. Fully insured. No contracts. Cancel anytime. An agent who actually knows your street.
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// INITIATE QUOTE SEQUENCE
01 — NUMBER OF DOGS
02 — FREQUENCY
— PROTOCOL —
How the Mission Works
01 —
Get Your Quote
Use our instant quote calculator. Pick your dog count and frequency. See your price in seconds — no email required.
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Deploy Your Agent
Book online in minutes. Our agent arrives on your scheduled day and handles everything. You don't even need to be home.
03 —
Mission Complete
We text you a photo when we're done. Yard is clean. You didn't lift a finger. Repeat every week or bi-week.
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— COMMITMENT —
The Pets In Black Promise
When we say we'll be there, we'll be there. When we say your gate will be locked, it will be locked. When we say you'll get a photo confirmation, it's already in your inbox.
We notice things other services miss. Dog's water bowl running low? We'll fill it. Package left out in the rain? We'll move it to safety and text you. Bin out by the road on service day? We'll bring it back.
This isn't just a poop removal service. It's a Port Credit couple who actually gives a damn about your home and your dog.
— OPERATIONS —
Active Mission Zones
— MISSION PROTOCOL —
What Happens On Every Visit
01 —
Text on Arrival
Your agent texts before entering the property. No surprises.
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Multiple Passes
Systematic grid pattern. Nothing is missed.
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Double Bagged
All waste is double bagged and placed directly in your green bin. Mississauga's organics program properly processes pet waste — clean, responsible, and no landfill.
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Gate Secured
Every gate latched and confirmed before departure.
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Photo Confirmation
Photo texted the moment your agent leaves the property.
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No Need to Be Home
Full service, zero inconvenience. You carry on with your day.
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Equipment Sanitized Between Yards
All equipment and footwear sanitized with kennel-grade disinfectant before entering your property. No cross-contamination between yards.
— INTELLIGENCE —
Field Reports
Classified feedback from satisfied clients
⚠ Add real testimonials here — these will be your most powerful conversion element
They show up every week without fail. Gate's always locked when they leave. I didn't think I'd care this much about a poop service but here we are.
Sarah M.
Port Credit
★★★★★
Photo confirmation after every visit is such a nice touch. My husband thought I was crazy for signing up. Now he brags about it.
Jennifer K.
Lorne Park
★★★★★
One-time cleanup before we listed our house. They transformed the backyard. Worth every penny. Wish we'd found them sooner.
David R.
Lakeview
★★★★★
— INTEL —
Classified Intel
— CREDENTIALS —
Agency Standards
Fully Insured
Liability coverage on every single visit. You're protected.
Gate Secured
Every gate latched. Every time. No exceptions.
Photo Confirmed
Timestamped photo proof after every completed mission.
Cancel Anytime
No contracts. No penalties. One text is all it takes.
— FOR OUR CLIENTS —
Refer a Neighbour —
Earn a Free Visit
Know someone in Port Credit, Lakeview, Lorne Park, or Clarkson with a dog? Refer them to Pets In Black and get one free visit when they sign up for weekly service. No limits on referrals.