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The Yard Simulator

Watch a week happen to your lawn.

Pick your dogs, pick how often we clean, and let the simulation run. The price is real: same numbers as the quote form, no surprises later.

Day 0 of 7

0 piles

7 days in seconds

Step 1 - your dogs

Step 2 - how often we clean

The math, honestly

$28

/visit*

1–2 dogs, weekly: that’s roughly 1,460 piles a year that are our problem instead of yours.

Make this my yard

*Real starting prices, same as the quote form. Address confirmed before the first cleanup.

Prefer to chase them yourself? The arcade is this way.

Play Backyard Blaster

Simulation over

Make the real one this clean.

Start with email, dog count, and timing. Address comes next.

Get my price